George The Witless

Our great leader, George The Witless, the First, managed to make it to the French Quarter, in a truck, protected by Mayor Nagin and Governor Blanco. Guess he's alright with them after all; especially for bodyguard protection.

Coward-in-Chief

The press continues its syncophatic protection of President "Who's- on-First" Bush. Bush is said to have visited New Orleans now for the third time. Wow! Really on the job. He never yet has visited New Orleans since the levee breaks. He went to the New Orleans airport, 20 miles from the Big Easy; he went to Kenner, a bastion of right wing racists; now he stays on the Iowa Jima surrounded by marines.

The Coward-in-Chief is not going anywhere near the devastation. Why not? Remeber Nixon, Criminal-in-Chief's trip to South America? Rotten eggs, rotten tomatoes, etc. greeted the criminal. Does anybody really think Bush is going to talk to the "devasated" survivors? Give me a break.

Kanye West

Kanye West almost had it right. It's not that Bush doesn't like blacks; he doesn't like niggers. And that is the only people he saw in New Orleans. Send money to niggers in New Orleans? Give me a break. Appoint an oreo cookie Secretary of State? Well...yeah...but only if she can lie with a straight face. But then that's the Bush standard for whites too.

9-11 orgy

Get prepared for the upcoming 9-11 orgy of sentamentalism and nationalist bigoty. The once honorable word "hero" will continue to be used to describe anyone with some kind of uniform on (except the Red Cross.) One phrase you won't hear is "chickens ( four really big ones) coming home to roost.